A Conversation at Lunch

"Mommy (breath). Today is cardboard box day. Anyone who doesn't work gets turned into a cardboard box (breath). You know what (breath)? There was this man and he wasn't working, so he got turned into a cardboard box and then there was this lady who wasn't working, and she got turned into a cardboard box, but then she went to work, so she got turned back (breath). And you know what (breath)? The man who wasn't working and got turned into a cardboard box needed a haircut, so he went to the Barber, who was the lady who was a cardboard box, but then started working, so now she wasn't (BIG breath and an eye roll), but she didn't know how to cut around corners, so his hair was really flat on the sides, and kind of long on the top - you know - the man who was a cardboard box (breath). Mommy (breath)? Can I be done eating now because I really want to make the cardboard box head out of the box that you gave Asher to play with (breath)?"