An exciting opportunity has opened for a qualified intern. Applicants must be willing to work for the Swedish Chef from the Muppets and must be at least 13 months old. Applicants should also have an overweight Golden Retriever to help with clean up. Please apply in person to demonstrate your "flinging" ability.
Seriously - no one better show up at my house!!! It's bad enough that we can't go out to eat anymore.
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